{"product_id":"dads-mountain-biking","title":"Dad's Mountain Biking","description":"\u003cp\u003e🚵 We all watch the Tour de France? 🏔️ \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBought the jerseys and skin-tight race pants.\u003cbr\u003eWe look ready to win,\u003cbr\u003eTill we stop, still clipped in,\u003cbr\u003eAnd do one slow, sad, sideways dance.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe’ll attack every hill with a roar,\u003cbr\u003eThen… walk it (our calves are too sore).\u003cbr\u003eThe bomb down with grace,\u003cbr\u003eWell, with dirt on our face,\u003cbr\u003eAnd a shrub we’ve gone through. Maybe four.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut don’t laugh at our bruises and spills,\u003cbr\u003eOr the questionable trail-riding skills.\u003cbr\u003eEvery wobble and wreck\u003cbr\u003eHelps the school write a check,\u003cbr\u003eAnd the PTA pays all the bills.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo sign up! It’s on April the first.\u003cbr\u003eFill your bottles and train for the worst.\u003cbr\u003eIs there really a ride?\u003cbr\u003eWell, we’ll let you decide...\u003cbr\u003eBut your check? That one can’t be reversed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBack by AI-generated-popular-demand, the Park Parents Mt. Bike \u0026amp; food ride is happening!!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🚵 A scenic, loosely-guided ride in Tennessee Valley\u003cbr\u003e🌮 Followed by food and drink at Joe’s Tacos and El Deuce\u003cbr\u003e📅 Thursday, April 1 - ride starts ~4:30, dinner ends ~8:00 PM\u003cbr\u003e🔦 Some mountain biking experience necessary. You must provide your own bike, helmet, and riding light\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMore details will be sent out a week or so in advance. We will flex if weather looks bad.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Park School PTA","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67669030437109,"sku":"party-26\/27-dads-mtb","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0714\/5340\/9525\/files\/signupparty-26-27-dads-mtb_3f33f729-2bff-46bf-accc-499bbdddced3.jpg?v=1791652646","url":"https:\/\/parkschoolpta.org\/products\/dads-mountain-biking","provider":"Park School PTA","version":"1.0","type":"link"}